The brand new adventures of Destiny

Starring: Destiny – our beloved hero

Co-starring: God – Destiny’s almighty boss

*opening scene: God sitting in front of the TV watching friends intently*

”Mwuhahahaha!!! That was funny! Joey you’re the best! Hmmm… nice breasts Jennifer…”

*knocking on the door – God putting on the famous and feared God Pose and God Tone, clearing throat*

”Who dares to disturb my privacy!”

”It’s me, God. Destiny.”

*God muttering under breath*

”Son of a bitch…”

*louder*

”Come in, my son!”

”Hi, Goddy!”

”???O_O???”

”What?”

*God bursting out – totally out of the famous and feared God Pose and God Tone*

”How many times do I have to tell you? Do. Not. Call. Me. Goddy!!!”

”Hrm. Sorry. *not seeming sorry – at all…* Anyway. I’m here to give in my resignation.”

”You’re resigning? *staring blankly* What for?”

”I’d had enough! I don’t want to be Death anymore! *whining like a baby* Everybody hates me.”

*God patting him on the shoulder*

”That’s not true, honey.”

”Oh, but yes it is! *pointing out of the window to the… erm sky* People are rude to me. They throw things at me and never say thanks or sorry. I’m leaving! They’re mean and…”

”You’re going to get paid vacation.”

”Really? *beaming hopefully*”

”When have I ever lied to you?”

”Well… *thinks* …there was once when you told me you hadn’t eaten the last piece of chocolate, and when you said you weren’t masturbating when I walked in accidentally on Tuesday, and…”

”Right. *coughs* You remember them all. Joy. Anyway. Do you want it or not?”

” ’Course! Thanks God! *hugs* Love you! Bye!”

*walking off while jumping around and singing happily like an idiot*

”Finally.”

*God sitting down, farting, sighing happily, grabbing the remote*

”What a loser. *grins* I didn’t tell him: Simon says.

~The End~