Cash Wars – or the cheque strikes back

Starring: Destiny – do I have to tell more?

Co-starring:

 Money – Destiny’s loving and caring wife

Pain – Destiny’s ever so slightly depressive daughter

Happiness – Destiny’s oh-so-cheerful little son

And our story continues…

”Honey! I’m home!”

”Cool. Money?”

”Yeah. That’s your name.”

”Oh, would you just shut up! That wasn’t funny the very first time and it’s not funny now. So. Where’s the money?”

”Well…”

*two offsprings of Destiny walking in suddenly – the younger one is a bit psychotic looking…*

”Hi Daddy! Lookie, lookie! I found a stone! It’s a nice stone! I found it! Do you want it? I found it! Painy said I’m crazy. Do you think I’m crazy? She also said I eat too much sugar. But I don’t. I only eat a little… every minute. That’s not much! Right Daddy? Oh, my! Cartoons! TV, TV!” *running around in circles, than into the room*

*other sibling, looking a bit like a raven that was run over by a car*

”Hello, Father. How was your day?”

”Well…”

”Interesting. You know mine was just plain perfect. I had to take care of that little energizer bunny over there and you know what? I finally found the real reason to commit suicide! Isn’t that fascinating?”

”*sighs* Why can’t you be more like your brother?”

”That little jumping bundle of joy? No, thanks. I would rather listen to Britney Spears all day, than breathing the same freaking air with him ever again. Good-bye, Father. I’m going to my room now to find the reason to my cursed existence. *walks off*”

”Now. That was interesting.”

”Am I invisible, or what? Do I have to spell it out for you? Where’s my money? I’ve got to go to shopping or I’m going crazy! I’m raising two children here! And you? You are doing nothing all day but staring dumbly and waiting for your dinner!”

”Yes, honey. Sorry, honey. Here’s the money, honey.”

”Now. *Money now smiling charmingly* That’s my dear Destiny! So. I’m going now but I won’t be late.”

”Sure, honey”

”Oh and by the way: Mother’s coming on Friday and she’ll be staying with us for a few weeks. Isn’t that sweet?”

”…*faints*…”

”Bastard.”

~The End~